Friday, February 12, 2010

Things Mothers Say...

but don't really mean:

I'm going to throw him/her out the window.

I'm going to sell him/her to the circus.

I'm going to leave him/her on a street corner somewhere.

Child for sale.

I'm going to kill him/her.

Can I just ducktape his/her mouth shut?

Now, before you go and call CPS on me this is OBVIOUSLY supposed to be a humorous post.
Do you ever find yourself muttering these things??

3 comments:

TBRKO said...

I can't even type some of the things that run through my head....oops.

Getting back to me said...

Yesterday I wondered (just for minute) if I could put my kid in foster care for the weekend.

Holly

Unknown said...

Ditto to all of the above!