A Day in the Life

7:00a.m.: Here we go.....

Get Delaney changed, give her the bottle, Cecelia jumps in bed, change her as well. Make sure the gate is locked before letting Laney down on the floor, turn on Disney Channel for CeCe. Start the coffee. Take shower at mock speed, constantly peering out the door to make sure no one is strangling themselves or eachother. Brush teeth, moisturize, hair, make-up, get dressed all while keeping Laney off the toilet, out of the drawers, off of the toilet paper, off of the tub which is slippery from the shower and could be very dangerous. Get CeCe breakfast, Delaney breakfast. Drink lots of coffee. Get everybody dressed. Someone will poop. Change that person. Do last minute cleaning before daycare kids arrive. Playtime, play-doh, coloring, snack time - all while either holding Laney in one arm or redircting her from heading towards those dang cords again. Keep toddlers from killing eachother while giving Delaney a bottle and putting her down for a nap. Entertain toddlers. Make lunch, wash hands, clean up lunch. Change diapers, read story, NAP TIME!!! Referee toddlers until everyone is quiet. Make something to eat, throw in a load of laundry, make some phone calls. Laney wakes up. Change diaper, feed lunch, play on the floor. Toddlers are up. Change more diapers, wash hands, snack time, PICK-UP!!! Clean kitchen, put toys away, rotate toys around Laney to keep her occupied, resist putting in a movie for CeCe who has asked five billion times to wach one, BILL'S HOME!!! Bath time, dinner time, jammies, diapers, bottle, Laney in bed. Play time with Cecelia, bed time. Whew. Until Laney wakes up because she's getting teeth........................